parkingstrange:

supernaturalapocalypse:

LoOK hOw hAAAPpy eVerYONE iS

thIS IS TERRIFYING

glow-cloudwatcher240:

drinkmasturbatecry:

foundorfollowed:

spoopylesbianronweasley:

postbusters:

timmy-tech:

Works every time.. :) 

DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE

omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised

honestly now

ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.

the fuck is wrong with you

Everything’s good. [link]

liquidxlead:

orientaltrading:

real-faker:

virginmarx:

zebablah:

television history

i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years

there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny

Omg I haven’t seen this in ages

OMG have never seen this, will always reblo-
*gunshot*
♪Mmm, whatcha say

(Source: stupidfuckingquestions)

weteevee:

fappuclno:

weteevee:

things i’ll do for my friends if they ask politely:

  • give car rides
  • cook for
  • oral sex
  • help with homework

wait what was that middle one?

cook for?

(Source: flygoing)

hiccupofcoffee:

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
Watch this

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but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

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but it gets better

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much better

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ron-daralki:

sheck-the-wulfy:

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS

THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?

(Source: allthebestofmemes)

I’m never swearing again.

(Source: aquaticrecords)

hannahvigiano:

vevo:

Shake away the haters with the many faces of Taylor Swift! Watch the #VevoPremiere of “Shake It Off” NOW!

http://vevo.ly/O2QGie

Not gonna lie, I love this

Yeah, not a fan of TSwift…I enjoy this song/video though.

likeadisneyprincess:

Created from images on Flickr from Jennie Park!

MY FAVS.

policecodeforzombieontheloose:

bowtiesontimelords:

So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager. 

"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"

"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."

"What team?"

And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.

And I thought he was gay 

(Source: quantum-sheep)