LoOK hOw hAAAPpy eVerYONE iS
thIS IS TERRIFYING
Works every time.. :)
DO NOT DO THIS DO NOT MICROWAVE METAL IT WILL BREAK YOUR MICROWAVE
omg just run the spoon under hot water like a normal person where in god’s name were you people raised
ICE CREAM TOO HARD? SET YOUR HOUSE ON FIRE.
the fuck is wrong with you
i’ve been trying to explain this sketch to people for years
there is literally no way to explain this sketch it’s just a thing you have to see and even then I’m not sure why it’s so funny
Omg I haven’t seen this in ages
OMG have never seen this, will always reblo-
♪Mmm, whatcha say♫
things i’ll do for my friends if they ask politely:
- give car rides
- cook for
- oral sex
- help with homework
wait what was that middle one?
Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then
but it gets better
THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN WEEKS
THIS HASN’T CROSSED MY DASH IN MONTHS! WHY HASN’T IT CROSSED IT IN MONTHS?
Shake away the haters with the many faces of Taylor Swift! Watch the #VevoPremiere of “Shake It Off” NOW!
Not gonna lie, I love this
Yeah, not a fan of TSwift…I enjoy this song/video though.
Created from images on Flickr from Jennie Park!
that is actually a perfect description
So I work at an ice cream store, and this girl walked in today and quietly asked me who the man behind the counter was. I responded that he was my manager.
"Oh, he’s cute. What’s his name?"
"Justin, but fair warning, he plays for the, uh, other team."
And I swear to fucking god four people (including myself) yelled ‘WILDCATS’ so loud she spilled her drink.
And I thought he was gay